Penis Shaped Cheese Board

Crafted from smooth, durable wood, this penis-shaped cheese board is the ultimate conversation starter for parties, bachelorettes, and unapologetically fun gatherings. Equal parts functional and hilarious, it offers plenty of space for cheeses, meats, and snacks—served with a wink. Sanded to a silky finish and made to last, it’s perfect for hosts who appreciate good craftsmanship and a great sense of humor. Because life’s too short for boring cheese boards.